shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via cuntdywin)

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gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

(via damnitsjosh)

104,399 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via phlale)

136,891 notes

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via aegyo-dwaeji)

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tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

(via rnadelaine)

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

(via rnadelaine)

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turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via damnitsjosh)

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dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

(via rnadelaine)

46,478 notes

cleverstarkidurl:

when people complain about great gatsby spoilers

THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS

(Source: four-ridiculous-thorns, via cuntdywin)

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(Source: amorihs, via sincerelydaahbeckster)

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familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

(Source: muscleluvr2, via jdimac)

65,866 notes

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

(via damnitsjosh)

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